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jon, they're indoctrinating our kids, jon. >> our kids! jon: patriot street wouldn't teach kids to share? >> it would simply put that sharing in context. would you share your food with someone? >> yes. but that would create a culture of dependency >> if i have my food i'll give it to them >> you're taking away the motivation to earn that food for themselves >> um-hum did you not read that copy of atlas shrugged i loaned you? ( cheers and applause ) >> after the grouch has been mooching for too long. >> yep. he needs to pull himself up by his own boot straps. >> jon: i don't think oscar the grouch has feet. >> oh, my god. none of us have feet. (screaming) >> jon: we'll be right xngvc@c@ lcome back, everybody. big news. big news. the new unemployment numbers are in. the new unemployment numbers are in >> the dramatic drop in the unemployment rate from 8.1% to 7.8% >> jon: oh, mid go. 8.1 to 7.8. the skies above are partly cloudy. so, lowest jobless number in nearly four years. seems like we're moving in the right direction or to put that ano
jon, they're indoctrinating our kids, jon. >> our kids! jon: patriot street wouldn't teach kids to share? >> it would simply put that sharing in context. would you share your food with someone? >> yes. but that would create a culture of dependency >> if i have my food i'll give it to them >> you're taking away the motivation to earn that food for themselves >> um-hum did you not read that copy of atlas shrugged i loaned you? ( cheers and applause ) >>...
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jon lapook has the results of a new investigation. and anthony mason with unforgettable debate moments. >> there you go again. >> who am i? >> you're no jack kennedy. >> pelley: so give a listen. >> i'm all ears. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley reporting tonight from denver. >> pelley: good evening, president obama and mitt romney meet here tonight on the stage behind me at the university of denver at the university of denver for their first debate. the stakes are high because 34 days before the election this race is still up for grabs. the latest poll of likely voters by the urinal shows the president with a 3-point lead over governor romney. 49% to 46%. but that's within the margin of error so it's very nearly a tie. the debate tonight is the first chance voters are going to have to size up the candidates side by side. we have a team of campaign 2012 correspondents covering the debate, but first, the candidates themselves. we caught up with the president and governor romney on the campaig
jon lapook has the results of a new investigation. and anthony mason with unforgettable debate moments. >> there you go again. >> who am i? >> you're no jack kennedy. >> pelley: so give a listen. >> i'm all ears. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley reporting tonight from denver. >> pelley: good evening, president obama and mitt romney meet here tonight on the stage behind me at the university of denver at the...
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. >> jon: okay. in fact, obama's publicly financed detroit auto industry managed bankruptcy is not precisely what romney recommended. romney precisely recommended private credit, which at the time was to be precise non-existent. meaning under his plan detroit's bankruptcy would have been unmanaged and quite permanent. so the big question would be: which version of barack obama would respond. the first debate, sleepy time ma gill cutty or pretty talk jones. >> candy, what governor romney said just isn't true. >> jon: it's alive! it's alive! [cheering and applause] whoa, whoa. yes, president barack obama decided to attend this debate. [laughter] and the two candidates could finally have a truthful, substantive discussion about how much they [bleeped] hate each other. [laughter] >> governor, we have actually produced more oil. >> no, no, how much did you cut licenses and permits on federal land and federal... >> production is up. >> it's down. >> no it isn't. >> production on government land and oil is
. >> jon: okay. in fact, obama's publicly financed detroit auto industry managed bankruptcy is not precisely what romney recommended. romney precisely recommended private credit, which at the time was to be precise non-existent. meaning under his plan detroit's bankruptcy would have been unmanaged and quite permanent. so the big question would be: which version of barack obama would respond. the first debate, sleepy time ma gill cutty or pretty talk jones. >> candy, what governor...
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, jon. we're done rapping and jamming. >> it's all good. >> jon: all right. hey, i think it's informative when we can discuss these things with panel of people directly affected by them. how do you think people will be seen by people who read the drudge report? >> i don't know, run it through the old drudgey cam. >> jon: right, the lens we filter all their information through. can you cue that up. >> we're in your front yard and we're still mad about slavery. >> yeah, we're going to buy crack with the food stamps you're paying for. >> and then we're going the rape your white babies. >> hey, whoa, whoa. >> whoa, that's too much. >> settle down. >> sorry. this is my first black panel, guys. i'm really exied. really nice to be here. >> jon: thank you, guys. >> jon: welcome back. as you know, tonight's presidential debate wasn't the only high-profile verbal dust-up scheduled the take place this week. that's right. i'm talking about the rumble in the air conditioned auditorium. did that reverb at
, jon. we're done rapping and jamming. >> it's all good. >> jon: all right. hey, i think it's informative when we can discuss these things with panel of people directly affected by them. how do you think people will be seen by people who read the drudge report? >> i don't know, run it through the old drudgey cam. >> jon: right, the lens we filter all their information through. can you cue that up. >> we're in your front yard and we're still mad about slavery....
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jon stewart v. bill o riley. he called in stephven colbert. he was brought in by two shirtless handlers to get him ready for the showdown. >> jon, you are in worse shape than i thought. i have to take it to another level. full emersion. fetch me fletcher carlson. >> what? >> i'm going to release this chicken. gorgeous, american into your studio. you must catch it. >> oh, okay. all right. once i catch the chicken, i'm ready to debate. >> no. no, jon. first you catch the chicken, then you must use the chicken to wax a car. wax on -- wax off. >> so, after i use the chicken to wash your car -- >> yes. >> am i ready? >> no. not even close. to defeat bill o'reilly you must catch the bird, wax my car with the bird, then absorb the power to defeat bill o'reilly, you must make it into a chick-fil-a sandwich. >> for god's sake. >> yes. >> no! that is completely absurd. >> do you want to win? >> i do want to win. >> then let the training begin. all right! ahh -- >> by the way, you can stream the o'reilly/stewart debate for five bucks or rumble 2012.com.
jon stewart v. bill o riley. he called in stephven colbert. he was brought in by two shirtless handlers to get him ready for the showdown. >> jon, you are in worse shape than i thought. i have to take it to another level. full emersion. fetch me fletcher carlson. >> what? >> i'm going to release this chicken. gorgeous, american into your studio. you must catch it. >> oh, okay. all right. once i catch the chicken, i'm ready to debate. >> no. no, jon. first you catch...
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>> um, -- >> jon: i'll leave. >> [ laughter ] >> i hire good ones. >> jon: that helps. >> that helps and i try to do as much as i can in the writing and then try to listen to them and see how they feel about things give them room to do it. >> >> jon: in a scene after a take will you -- cut, walk out and be like -- you know that kind of thing? is there on set do you get maniacal. what is your temperament? >> pretty -- i don't know -- >> jon: you seem angry, you seem like an angry guy. >> i try to play it pretty cool. when you are a writer you can get mad at yourself in a room and bang your head against the wall. when you are a director you you have to pretend you didn't do that stuff and be cool and be everybody's boss. so -- >> joe: do you complete the writing process in your mind and then become the director or as you are writing are you -- you know, i find it's very difficult to -- the difference between writing for the page and writing for the performance is a different art form. do you do that as you are writing or transition that? >> when i write, when it's at its best whrveg it
>> um, -- >> jon: i'll leave. >> [ laughter ] >> i hire good ones. >> jon: that helps. >> that helps and i try to do as much as i can in the writing and then try to listen to them and see how they feel about things give them room to do it. >> >> jon: in a scene after a take will you -- cut, walk out and be like -- you know that kind of thing? is there on set do you get maniacal. what is your temperament? >> pretty -- i don't know -- >>...
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> jon: welcome to the daily show. i am jon stewart. we have one for you tonight. joining us for the first time, the governator, arnold schwarzenegger will join us on the program. i wonder what that might have sounded light, it might have gone a little something like this. >> taxi? >> i have zero to work on that impression. >> this is the first presidential debate is wednesday, biggest day of the whole year, for editors of podiums magazine. boy. a buying make or break moment for both campaigns and they are going all out preparing. >> president obama and governor mitt romney are preparing for wednesday's debate on in denver. >> msnbc obama's leaving on sunday for two or three days of debate camp. >> oh, debate camp! >> oh i remember going to debate camp, i remember like no sports, a bitter rival, camp normal malfun. >> let's see if i remember the debate camp stopping if i can. ♪ >> on the shores of lake rhetoric, we practiced logical consistency. will beat your ad hominem attacks on false tautologies. and logical fals
> jon: welcome to the daily show. i am jon stewart. we have one for you tonight. joining us for the first time, the governator, arnold schwarzenegger will join us on the program. i wonder what that might have sounded light, it might have gone a little something like this. >> taxi? >> i have zero to work on that impression. >> this is the first presidential debate is wednesday, biggest day of the whole year, for editors of podiums magazine. boy. a buying make or break moment...
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jon? jon: i was reading earlier, maria. they're talking about the possibility of hurricane force wind extending from virginia up to chatham, massachusetts today. this is absolutely monstrous storm. it is going to devastate large swaths of the eastern seaboard and everybody needs to be paying attention. let's go back to jenna in the studio. >> just important context for us, jon we appreciate it very much we appreciate it when the viewers help us tell the big story. farrah sent the photo from lawrence, new york, outside of new york city. roads flooding before 8:00 this morning before rains got going. that is what it look likes there. if you're dealing with the storm and can safely get a photo up load to it to ureport@foxnews.com. we always appreciate that. this is a big story directly to do with the storm. the coast guard is hard at work. one dramatic rescue continues right now as we speak off the coast of north carolina. it is not a typical ship. the tall ship called the hms bounty, a replica made famous in the film, "mutiny
jon? jon: i was reading earlier, maria. they're talking about the possibility of hurricane force wind extending from virginia up to chatham, massachusetts today. this is absolutely monstrous storm. it is going to devastate large swaths of the eastern seaboard and everybody needs to be paying attention. let's go back to jenna in the studio. >> just important context for us, jon we appreciate it very much we appreciate it when the viewers help us tell the big story. farrah sent the photo...
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jon: thank you, sir. we worked on that for almost an hour. >> especially the obama afterwards. you had me on the floor on that one. >> jon: thank you, sir. i imagine he's been on there as well, recently. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. he better get up in a hurry. >> jon: you have to get up. let me get rid of the business first. this oracle, what is this a home test, hiv? you're endorsing this? >> yes, because it's important when you think about the hiv and aids fight today, we want to test more people, and so a lot of times, people then want to go to a doctor or to an hiv-aids clinic to get an hiv-aids test. now they've made it possible so you can do it in your own home. >> jon: an in-home. >> in-home displ and it's scientifically sound? >> yes, because doctors were already using this. now it's available to the public. >> jon: there's a lot of, obviously, rivalries in your business. are you worried larry bird will now come out with-- ( laughter ) hiv test, and we will try and blow your test out of the water? >> kno
jon: thank you, sir. we worked on that for almost an hour. >> especially the obama afterwards. you had me on the floor on that one. >> jon: thank you, sir. i imagine he's been on there as well, recently. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. he better get up in a hurry. >> jon: you have to get up. let me get rid of the business first. this oracle, what is this a home test, hiv? you're endorsing this? >> yes, because it's important when you think about the hiv and aids fight today,...
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jon: and we're glad it's friday, too. i'm jon scott. the race for the white house now entering its final phase and with poll numbers getting tighter, it is all about the swing states. president obama campaigning in virginia today, 13 electoral votes up for grabs there. his running mate is making the rounds in florida. governor romney and congressman ryan also in florida where 29 electoral votes are on the line. john roberts is live in fox central with us now. >> reporter: hey, good afternoon, jon. well, it's obviously going to be a topic at monday's debate on foreign policy. the romney campaign for the moment has put aside talk about benghazi and the consulate attack there in favor of the economy. the campaign says while benghazi is an important issue, what's moving voters is the economy. the president has just touched down -- well, actually drove out from washington -- at george mason university as the romney campaign attacks him on a lack of agenda for his second term. listen to what congressman paul ryan said in florida. >> president
jon: and we're glad it's friday, too. i'm jon scott. the race for the white house now entering its final phase and with poll numbers getting tighter, it is all about the swing states. president obama campaigning in virginia today, 13 electoral votes up for grabs there. his running mate is making the rounds in florida. governor romney and congressman ryan also in florida where 29 electoral votes are on the line. john roberts is live in fox central with us now. >> reporter: hey, good...
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jon. >> jon: thank you, larry. on the off chance yelling doesn't work. >> again, we're dealing with the elderly. they don't see so well so you can always use the art of disguise. >> jon: oh, yeah, right, the art of disguise is going to make sure that people -- hey, where'd larry go. i was just talking to larry about voter fraud. >> what larry? i'm luigi, i want my ballot and some dinner! >> jon: all right, i'm sorry, i'll try to find a ballot for you -- oh, geez! larry! good to have you back, i was just talking with an asian gentleman. (laughter) >> was my accent that bad? >> jon: it was terrible. i really think you should stick with intimidation. >> you're probably right. get me another ballot, i (bleep)ed this one up! (laughter) larry wilmore, everybody. we'll be right xngvc@c@ >> jon: on november 6, americans will go to the polls to choose either barack obama or milton romney as our next president. (laughter) but what if-- what if-- it had been cain? (laughter) john oliver has more in this continuing series. >>
jon. >> jon: thank you, larry. on the off chance yelling doesn't work. >> again, we're dealing with the elderly. they don't see so well so you can always use the art of disguise. >> jon: oh, yeah, right, the art of disguise is going to make sure that people -- hey, where'd larry go. i was just talking to larry about voter fraud. >> what larry? i'm luigi, i want my ballot and some dinner! >> jon: all right, i'm sorry, i'll try to find a ballot for you -- oh, geez!...
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jon: i'm jon scott. president obama and mitt romney go hea head-to-head in denver making strong arguments on how they would if i can the question. governor romney says he would bring relief to the middle class. >> i don't have a $5 trillion tax cut. i don't have a tax cut that you're talking about. we should provide relief to the people in the mid class. high income people are doing just fine in this income, they'll do fine whether you're president or i am. the people having a hard time right now are middle income americans. under the president's policy middle income americans have been buried, they are being crushed. jon: mr. obama with this argument. >> the fact is that if you are loring the rates you describe, governor, then it is not possible to come up with enough deductions and loopholes that only affect high income individuals to avoid either raising the deficit or burden evening the middle class, it's math, it's arithmetic. jon: today it's back to the campaign trail. mr. obama in denver, and then
jon: i'm jon scott. president obama and mitt romney go hea head-to-head in denver making strong arguments on how they would if i can the question. governor romney says he would bring relief to the middle class. >> i don't have a $5 trillion tax cut. i don't have a tax cut that you're talking about. we should provide relief to the people in the mid class. high income people are doing just fine in this income, they'll do fine whether you're president or i am. the people having a hard time...
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. >> jon: what? wait! what? >> governor romney learned during his days listening to bruce springsteen in a -- >> jon: what? >> in a haze of pot smoke dreaming of becoming a stand up comedian. >> jon: oh, my god! that's just like my life. i didn't know romney was so relatable! >> jon, you see what he's doing! this isn't a question of romney's biography, this is about hard experience. you've heard the president, he's been everywhere. from pah-kee-stahn, to bra-see-o, to (southern accent) south carolina and of course (southern accent) australia. >> jon: (laughs) that's how australians say australia? >> they do if they're from south carolina, jon, yes. >> jon: pronouncing these different regions like you're a sophomore just back from a semester abroad is pretentious. it's a little dickish. >> jon, this is no time for name calling and, in fact, governor romney understands john oliver's frustration. (laughter) it's a feeling that's been nagging at him since he was a scrappy little street rat selling papers for tuppenc
. >> jon: what? wait! what? >> governor romney learned during his days listening to bruce springsteen in a -- >> jon: what? >> in a haze of pot smoke dreaming of becoming a stand up comedian. >> jon: oh, my god! that's just like my life. i didn't know romney was so relatable! >> jon, you see what he's doing! this isn't a question of romney's biography, this is about hard experience. you've heard the president, he's been everywhere. from pah-kee-stahn, to...
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jon. jon: some interesting timing in all of that, isn't there, doug. >> reporter: indeed, sure is, jon. jenna: the fda facing tough new questions about the pharmacy lindh to that deadly meningitis outbreak we've been talking so much about, and appropriately so. there have been 19 deaths and about 250 cases confirmed after patients across the country received tainted steroid injections. a house of representatives panel now trying to find out exactly what the fda knew about that company before this outbreak. jonathan serrie is live from atlanta with more for us today. >> reporter: part of the dilemma is that the fda really has limited oversight over this pharmacy in question the new england compounding center, because technically it's not a drug manufacturer. compounding pharmacies, such as necc modify or mix existing drugs to meet the needs of specific patients. although state and federal investigators are looking into whether the necc went beyond just filling patient-specific prescriptions
jon. jon: some interesting timing in all of that, isn't there, doug. >> reporter: indeed, sure is, jon. jenna: the fda facing tough new questions about the pharmacy lindh to that deadly meningitis outbreak we've been talking so much about, and appropriately so. there have been 19 deaths and about 250 cases confirmed after patients across the country received tainted steroid injections. a house of representatives panel now trying to find out exactly what the fda knew about that company...
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similar to jon's or different? >> well, i certainly agree with jon that one of the things it got right was it called attention to the levels of student achievement, it provided much more information than we'd had previously about the level of achievement gaps and subgroups within schools, and that's created greater pressure for reform. i think it also, i guess the second thing that it did right is that it empowered local leaders who were willing to embrace it and wield it as a means to try and drive reform efforts they were attempting to pursue in their districts nationwide. but i agree with jon that it was much too prescriptive, in particular it was much too prescriptive about the steps that need to be taken in terms of intervening in low performing schools. as a result, all we've seen is a lot of compliance work where districts check off boxes to make sure they're complying with federal requirements but actually don't engage in really efforts that hold out promise to actually improve the performance of schools. a
similar to jon's or different? >> well, i certainly agree with jon that one of the things it got right was it called attention to the levels of student achievement, it provided much more information than we'd had previously about the level of achievement gaps and subgroups within schools, and that's created greater pressure for reform. i think it also, i guess the second thing that it did right is that it empowered local leaders who were willing to embrace it and wield it as a means to...
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>> jon? >> jon: no, i'm going float to commercial and we'll have a conversation. we do have to go to d >> jon: welcome back. here speaking to president barack obama. second half starts to go faster. the questions will get a little tougher. how many times a week does biden show up in a wet bathing suit to a meeting? just ball park figure you're? >> i had to put out a presidential directive on that. we had to stop it. >> jon: have you to put towels down. >> i have to say he looks pretty good. >> jon: i don't doubt that. this is something i call still or no. so you're president now. before you ran you had certain things that you thought -- i wonder if four years of president has changed that. first is we don't have to trade our values and ideals for our security. do you still feel that way? >> we don't. there are things we haven't gotten done. i still want to close guantanamo bay. one thing we have to do is put a legal architecture in place and we need congressional help do that to make sure not only am i reined in and an president's reigned in in terms of decisions.
>> jon? >> jon: no, i'm going float to commercial and we'll have a conversation. we do have to go to d >> jon: welcome back. here speaking to president barack obama. second half starts to go faster. the questions will get a little tougher. how many times a week does biden show up in a wet bathing suit to a meeting? just ball park figure you're? >> i had to put out a presidential directive on that. we had to stop it. >> jon: have you to put towels down. >> i...
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. >> jon: welcome back. tonight he's currently the president of these united states. please welcome back to the program, president barack obama. [cheers and applause] >> how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? good to see everybody. good to see you. >> jon: how are you? >> i'm doing great. before i do anything else i have to acknowledge we have amazing women warriors. we have a whole crew of veterans, i had nothing to do with this. the uso wanted to bring them here and a want everybody to give them a big round of applause. >> i do want to ask you this. i'm putting a scrapbook of the whole 2012 campaign and i have these great pictures from the two debates but i don't know which debate their from so if you could -- >> all right. >> jon: i have two pictures. there's one picture. i'll have you get that and there's the other picture. i'm wondering -- [laughter] >> jon: could you tell me -- >> see that? >> jon: i don't know if i have the -- do you know which debate was which? >> cute, jon. >> jon: what happened? di
. >> jon: welcome back. tonight he's currently the president of these united states. please welcome back to the program, president barack obama. [cheers and applause] >> how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? good to see everybody. good to see you. >> jon: how are you? >> i'm doing great. before i do anything else i have to acknowledge we have amazing women warriors. we have a whole crew of veterans, i had nothing to do with this. the uso wanted to bring them here...